If you were the last person on Earth and were forced to reproduce with someone to create more of the human race, who would that person be?

This is a really tough question, but I am going to have to go with Brad Pitt.

What type of condoms are your personal favorite?

I am going to go with Trojan, definitely.

Have you ever tried the shaped ones or the flavored ones?

No … maybe I’ll try them out this Valentine’s Day though.

Are you single?

Yes.

So has this human condom disguise helped you at all in acquiring a Valentine or just weird reactions?

Absolutely, to both. Who doesn’t need a condom?

If you were to find out you were pregnant tomorrow, what would happen?

That would never happen because I always practice safe sex.

What do you think is the biggest problem concerning sex today?

I think the number of STDs and diseases and health issues that come from people being unsafe. Get your free condoms for Valentine’s Day! It’s the best gift.