Guy: I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-3:00 a.m. outside apartments
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Guy: Hey remember that time we put Listerine on that shit … the penis head.
– Koffler building
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Guy: I say something stupid pretty much every time I open my mouth.
– The Daily Wildcat
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Girl: Who were those three girls at the party?
Guy: Oh they were just tryin’ to suck some dick..
– At house party
Compiled by Daily Wildcat staff
