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    UA student uses Spot and pot to anger roommates

    Arielle LittJunior majoring in communication and Spanish
    Arielle Litt
    Junior majoring in communication and Spanish

    Courtney:Hi, my name is Courtney and you’re On the Spot. What is that?
    Arielle Litt: It is a chihuahua.
    C: Do you always carry your dog to class?
    L: No, I just got her two days ago and she is crying. Didn’t you hear her just cry?
    C: Is that what that was?
    L: Yeah. Look at her. Isn’t she cute? Here, watch her run. It is really cute. Watch her run. Run! Ah.
    C: So everyone on the UA Mall here is stopping you because of your dog. Is it a disturbance in class>?
    L: No. But they also stop me because I’m really hot.
    C: So the dog isn’t a ploy to get men?
    L: No, but if I were a lesbian, it would work wonders. A lot of girls like her. A lot of girls.
    C: How long will you be taking her to class?
    L: Just until she won’t chew up all my stuff.
    L: Can anything even fit in that mouth anyway?
    L: The pellets I grind up to feed her.
    C: What made you decide to get a dog?
    L: To piss off my roommates, but they ended up liking her.
    C: So what are you going to do now to piss them off? Why don’t you just not do the dishes?
    L: I always do the dishes. I actually enjoy it. I don’t know. I’ll have to think about that.
    C: Your dog is eating my Dictaphone!
    L: Mimi, don’t eat it!
    C: So what are you going to do to piss them off?
    L: Not study because they study a lot.
    C: Failing out of school is really going to piss them off?
    L: I don’t know. Smoke weed. That is what they don’t like.

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