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    “On the Spot: Alfred Guichard, Orange Cab driver”

    Tell me your best, go-to joke.

    Why did the midget start laughing when he was running? … Because the grass was tickling his balls.

    What is something you want people to know about you Al, anything you have always wanted to reveal to the average person?

    I have two tattoos. There’s a tree limb on the inside of my left leg with a squirrel running up it and on my right side, on the inside of my right thigh, with the same squirrel running down with a nut in his mouth.

    What does that symbolically represent?

    That I only have one nut.

    You have such a great laugh and share it so openly with UA students, how do you do it?

    It’s a reciprocal type of thing. It’s a back and forth relationship really.

    Give us some advice, just for a night or just life in general?

    If I were to say anything to you guys or to the students, don’t take anything for granted. Life is too short, unpredictable, you never know what is going to happen to you the next day. Take nothing for granted.

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