So you’re a graduating senior, huh? How does that make you feel?

It’s great … it’s the best feeling in the world right now, not even gonna lie … I finally got into all my classes this semester.

You excited to be getting out of here before all the budget cuts?

Oh yeah, it’s completely golden, it’s amazing … I feel sorry for all the incoming freshman, that’s all I’m gonna say.

Yeah, no joke. So you didn’t have to deal with WebReg this semester and whatnot, right?

Nope, I’m finally the graduating senior that got to take everyone else’s classes … that’s why nobody got any this week … to all the people who are reading this: you’ll get to do this one day, and it’s very, very nice.

Yeah, people like me, who got owned by WebReg at 7 a.m. this morning and couldn’t sign up for anything. A bit ridiculous, to say the least.

Yeah my bad … I know how it goes, though; one semester all I could take were Spanish and English classes because I couldn’t get into anything … I partied a lot that semester. It’s an integral part of college to experience. As long as it says 3.0 on the transcript no one will ever know the difference.