You are 34, in the prime of your life. What are you mostly thinking about? Sex, drugs, rock n’ roll?

I think sex, drugs and rock n’ roll are always going through my mind, whether I’m 12, 15, 34, 64. (It) started when I was 14.

What was your craziest experience during your collegiate years at Bard?

I think the reason I left Bard was because I was doing a little too much of the sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll.  I didn’t want to waste my money just partying so I decided to leave until I was good and ready to actually make the most of my experience and capitalize on my education. So I made the wise choice to save my money and wait. I have actually recently really wanted to go back to school. But only in those past years, late 20s, that I started to appreciate learning and education.

So, your taste in women. Are you more interested in cougars or college women?

Well I wouldn’t limit my tastes. I mean … I like good people.  I am a people person. I like intelligent, strong, independent women, whether or not they are in college. I tend to think that college girls still haven’t really found themselves yet.

This is for all those guilty readers out there, what is your favorite bedroom position?

Again, I don’t limit myself.

Best kiss? Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears …

Kissing is all about compatibility. You can’t appoint a bad kiss to somebody, it’s nobody’s fault.

What do you want to say to the UA? Any advice, comments for the Wildcats?

Just, rawwwwr.