Are you visiting from Gotham City?

 Yeah I just flew in to burn down the city … No, I was just doing a theater workshop at The Rogue and I really needed Chipotle. I am now regretting not washing off this paint.

So you don’t actually identically resemble the Joker?

Unfortunately, no. I have a real face. I mean sometimes when I put on too much makeup, especially lipstick, this is what ends up happening.

Where is Two Face?

In hell! I cremated his ass. Tune in to the next Batman flick.

Who plays the Two Face character in your own life?

Wow … my sister. We are complete opposites yet are the exact same, if that makes sense. Together we would be destructive. It’s kind of like a Harry Potter and Voldemort type of relationship.

Interesting analogy. So basically you want to kill your sister?

(laughs) Well when you put it like that it makes me sound like a homicidal freak.

Maybe it’s the Joker in you …

I have learned today that I have a whole lotta’ Joker in me. Watch out Tucson.