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The Daily Wildcat

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    Overheard on Campus

    Girl: Hey, would you be devastated if I died? Besides the fact that I’d be like dead I mean. . .

    ???

    (After friend talks about how she loves the new British guy she is dating)
    Girl: Does he have a castle?

    ???

    Mom: How many people do you think see us and think that you’re my boy toy and not my son?
    Son: None.
    Mom: So they all think I’m your mother?
    Son: Yeah.
    Mom: Fuck you.

    ???

    (Girl reading a text message to her friend)
    Girl: Oh my god, I’m not even going to respond to him! Wait, what should I say to that?

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