What is Sarah Palin listening to as she scrutinizes the bestseller lists for the progress of her hot new memoir? Here’s the iPod playlist we’d give her…
1. The Smiths, “”Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want””
2. Queen, “”Gimme the Prize””
3. The Beatles, “”Paperback Writer””
4. Theme from “”The Greatest American Hero””
5. Doris Day, “”Que Sera Sera””
6. Hank Williams Jr., “”McCain-Palin Tradition”” (special remix with the word “”McCain”” blipped)
7. Lulu, “”I’m a Tiger””
8. John Ashcroft, “”Let the Eagle Soar””
9. Johnny Cash, “”When It’s Springtime in Alaska (It’s Forty Below)””
10. Billy Joel, “”We Didn’t Start the Fire”” (special remix with every name replaced with “”Sarah Palin””)
— compiled by Justyn Dillingham