For many girls, Halloween is an excuse to wear a costume that shows a lot more skin than usual. Now, many of us enjoy partaking in this tradition, and there’s nothing wrong with that. But if you’re going to sex it up — you should at least pick something sexy. Here are some terrible costumes we found on the all-encompassing HalloweenCostumes.com this year that attempt to make unsexy concepts into something naughty.
Sexy Tin Girl:
OK, so it’s skimpy and short and shiny. But the Tin Man? Really? He’s not exactly the epitome of sex appeal. This girl is wearing a pointy party hat for Pete’s sake. It’s really the concept that isn’t working on this one.
Sexy Cuddly Lion:
So here’s an idea that just doesn’t make any sense. Sure, the mischievous kitten and playboy bunny are considered sexy animals, but this “”cuddly lion”” is really missing the mark. It looks more like a stuffed animal than anything alluring and, in my opinion, slightly resembles a camel. Case in point: look at the shoes.
Sexy “”Ghostbusters”” Girl:
Who ya gonna call? Well, actually, I can guarantee you that a lot of guys are gonna be calling her … but that’s past the point. This costume actually succeeds a little too well in bringing the sexy, and in doing so, it pretty much defiles the innocence of our childhood. They did not wear skirts (or unzipped tops) anything like this on “”Ghostbusters.””
Sexy Nun:
I don’t know how many Hail Marys you’ll have to say to make up for this one, but I’m pretty sure it’s sacrilegious. A nun? A sexy nun? That’s one of the biggest oxymorons I’ve ever heard. If you go to a party wearing this getup, I’m pretty sure that 90 percent of the guests will laugh at you, and the other 10 percent will be offended.
Sexy Leprechaun:
I’m sorry, but Halloween is about as far away from St. Patrick’s Day as you can get. So, she’s kind of cute, but think about leprechauns here for a second. Does sexy come to mind? Thought not. They’re actually kind of creepy (especially if you’ve seen the movie). So I’m not quite sure what would inspire you to pick this outfit.
Sexy Ms. Tater Tot:
“”Sexy Ms. Tater Tot””? What on earth is this? I think it’s supposed to be Mr. Potato Head, but at this point, I really don’t know. Really. What else is there to say?