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    “On the Spot: Matt McDonald, Pre-business sophomore”

    Are you attending the “”Harry Potter”” premiere tonight?

    I will be attending the “”Harry Potter”” premiere today with my roommate and we are both dressing up.

    What are you dressing up as?

    I will be dressing up as Voldemort and my roommate will be dressing up as Ron Weasley.

    How early did you guys get your tickets?

    We got our tickets this week online. We were lucky to get tickets, I guess.

    You’re so lucky; I have been on the hunt. What is your favorite spell?

    Explodimus Maximus. You explode your enemy.

    Are you afraid of Dementors?

    I eat Dementors for breakfast.

    If you had to choose any character from Harry Potter, whom could you most relate your personal life to?

    Probably Voldemort because I control everything.

    Would you rather have a battle against the all-evil, grotesque Voldemort or the all-powerful, mystifying Dumbledore?

    I’d battle Dumbledore because I don’t like beards.

    Well, it looks like you are growing one for “”No Shave”” November?

    Actually this is only three days growth. I just got lazy to shave for the last three days.

    Who is the hot babe of Harry Potter? Who is the hottest chick in the films?

    What’s the good professor’s name?

    Professor McGonagall?

    No, she’s old. Hermione is definitely the babe of Harry Potter.

    She has a new pixie hair cut, how do you feel about it?

    I don’t like it; it’s kind of lame. I’m a guy; I don’t really know what that is.

    It’s a really short, boyish cut.

    That kind of changes my opinion … Harry Potter is hotter than Hermione now. It could be gay, I don’t care.

    Do you have any Hermiones in your own life?

    I do not; no Hermiones in my life.

    Maybe you can pick one up tonight at the premiere. What is a favorite recipe from Harry Potter that you wish was real?

    Those beans with all the flavors, I wish those were real.

    They actually make those. I once had an earwax flavor. What flavor are you just craving?

    If I could create a flavor, it’d be the dumpster-behind-Pi-Kapp flavor.

    That sounds extremely tasty.

    Yeah, it’s yummy.

    — Caroline Nachazel

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