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    On the spot

    The Wildcat found regional development senior Remington Diaz sitting at Cost Cutters on East University Boulevard, waiting for a hair cut.

    Wildcat: Okay, you’re on the spot. Who’s your favorite celebrity stylist?

    Diaz: No idea.

    W: Is there a celebrity who you like their style and would recommend their stylist to anyone?

    D: I’ve always kind of had my own thing. I wear it big and up. That’s about it.

    W: What are you going to do if they screw up your hair?

    D: Undertip?

    W: But what are you going to do to your hair?

    D: I’ll find a way. Make it work.

    W: Would you ever consider changing it into
    a half-mullet?

    D: No.

    W: What about a beehive?

    D: No.

    W: What about an afro?

    D: No.

    W: A bouffant?

    D: I don’t even know what a bouffant is.

    W: I don’t know either. What about a hydro-phallus?

    D: No idea what that is.

    W: What about a Mohawk?

    D: I’ve done a few faux-hawks in my time, but that’s about it.

    W: If you wear a hat on top of a Mohawk, does it hurt your head?

    D: I don’t know, I’ve never tried it.

    W: What about changing your hair into a hat that looks like hair?

    D: No way.

    W: What about a wig?

    D: No.

    W: What about long hair like a girl; down to your knees?

    D: No possible way.

    W: What about curly hair?

    D: My hair’s very straight.

    W: What’s your favorite sandwich?

    D: Um, anything. Turkey, mostly.

    W: Turkey? Would you ever consider wearing turkey as a wig?

    D: No.

    W: What about ham?

    D: Never.

    W: What about bologna?

    D: No.

    W: What about shrimp?

    D: No meat or fish or anything like that.

    W: What about any kind of material like a rug or trash can or a bicycle?

    D: No, I’m pretty content how I keep it.

    – interview by Andi Berlin

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